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Date Gape
There’s some lucky guy out there who’s about to score. Big time.
According to an interview with Popeater, “Octomom” Nadya Sulemon will be joining the cast of a new celebrity dating show, Celebridate, airing on HDNet. The show will follow different celebrities as three non-celebrities compete for a date, something Nadya is apparently new at.
“I’ve never dated,” Nadya tells me. “This is actually the first time I have dated in my life. I’ve had one boyfriend, it was very fascinating to me; it was an unforgettable experience. I am painfully shy and anxious … that’s just my personality…it’s difficult for me to interact and to have eye contact.”
Well maybe you need to take some advice from your vagina, which doesn’t seem to have a problem opening up or making contact. I’m personally excited to see the kind of guy who will be into a jobless woman with 14 kids. If he’s the kind looking to get laid, which he most likely is, then he’s in for a big disappointment. All of her pregnancies were in vitro, which means more things have come out of her than gone in. It would be like driving a matchbox car through the Holland Tunnel.
Or maybe he’s the kind of guy who just really likes Pez.
(Source: popeater.com)