There’s one thing I can’t stand, and that’s a liar, which is why I hate that little bullshitter Pinocchio.
Reality brain-drain Heidi Montag recently claimed that she has been working out 14 hours a day to get back into shape for a pool party at Las Vegas’ Wet Republic. The 5’ 2”, H-cup star says she put on a few pounds during the last few months while she’s been “in hiding” with her puppies and the other jack-ass she lives with “eating pie.”
“I’ve been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I’ve been working out really hard because I had this pool party and I was like, I have to be in shape,” she told Us Weekly.
Ya..and right after she spoke those words her
nose boobs grew another cup size. She can’t even spit out a more than a sentence before she’s utilized 98% of her brain power and has to take a nap. Unless she considers thinking an exercise, I call bullshit. But then again, maybe having to recall information does make her break a sweat.
Heidi claims that her weight jumped from 103 to 130 lbs. after undergoing 10 plastic surgeries in 2009 and had to take a break from working out. “My breasts, because they’re so big, really needed some time,” she explained. “So I’m just starting to work out again after my surgery. Sometimes I get shooting pains, but I hear that’s normal.” Really? Because I’m pretty sure that a shooting pain is your body’s way of telling you that you’re doing something wrong. My liver does the same thing after a night of binge drinking..but I guess I don’t really listen to that either…